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Leaving the ESPN Zone of Empires

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Leaving the ESPN Zone of Empires

Biden and Trump are both right; it's time to move on

Matthew Yglesias
Apr 19, 2021
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Afghan President Ashraf Ghani (C) meets with US Secretary of Defence Lloyd Austin the Presidential Palace in Kabul, Afghanistan on March 21, 2021
(Photo by Afghan Presidency/Handout/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)

Joe Biden, apparently in defiance of much of the top military brass, has committed to removing the remaining U.S. troops from Afghanistan over the summer.

There is a very strong consensus among analysts that this means the Taliban will overrun the Afghan government and reassert control over the country. If that’s right, it will naturally lead to a new round of takes about how Afghanistan is the “graveyard of empires,” as once again an arrogant superpower proved unable to assert control over this remote and rugged landscape.

But over a decade ago, when the Obama administration was deliberating on Afghanistan, I suggested that a better analogy might be that it’s the ESPN Zone of empires — initially intriguing, but on further examination, expensive and pointless, so you leave. Twelve years later, ESPN Zone has been out of business for a long time and the United States is finally ready to go.

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